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How do you store your cross stitch charts
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I started buying these folder's and putting my charts in them. The folders are One Folder ~ Sue Hillis One Folder ~ X's & Oh's One Folder ~ Enchanting Lair One Folder ~ Forever In My Heart One Folder ~ X-Appeal One Folder ~ Marnic Designs One Folder ~ Val's Stitchin Stuff One Folder ~ Cross Eyed Kat One Folder ~ Barbara Ana Designs Three Folders ~ Sanman Originals
The Why's of Men
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The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX (because they are plugged into a genius) ---------------------------------------------- 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) ----------------------------------------------- 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) ----------------------------------------------- 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) ----------------------------------------------- (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) ----------------------------------------------- 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) ---------------------------------------------- 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) ----------------------------------------------- 7. HOW MANY MEN DOE...
Oh to be 12 again......
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Oh To Be 12 Again... A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. 'I'd like to be twelve again', she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Alton Towers theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Corkscrew, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a Mc Donald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to the cinema with popcorn, a huge Cola, and her favourite sweets......M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed...
Interesting Anagrams
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PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE: MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER
Cranky Old Man
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When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home in country NSW, it was believed that he had nothing left of any value. Later, when the nurses were going through his meagre possessions, They found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital. One nurse took her copy to Melbourne The old man's sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas editions of magazines around the country and appearing in mags for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent, poem. And this old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this 'anonymous' poem winging across the Internet. Cranky Old Man What do you see nurses? . ... . . .What do you see? What are you thinking .. . . . . when you're looking at me? A cranky old man, . . . . . .not very wise, Uncertain of habit .... . . . . . . . with faraway eyes? Who dribbles ...
What fabric's to use!!
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EDEN WILDFLOWERS For those that look at my blog can you please help me found 2 diff fabrics for these charts i want to do soon, The first is Janlynn - Princess Birth Announcement and the other is Disney Princesses. The fabrics are from Country Stitch in NZ. I don't like white so want to do them on diff nice coloured fabrics. Here is the link too just incase you want to look and maybe pick something else http://countrystitch.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY&Category_Code=KI They will be on 14ct Aida.
Finished X's & Oh's ~ Share Your Heart
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Here is my X's & Oh's ~ Share Your Heart finally finished wooohooo, am so happy with this one :D Chart - Share Your Heart Designer - X's & Oh's Fabric - 14ct Aida Fabric From - Country Stitch (NZ) Fabric Colour - Kiwi Sparkles Honeydew Floss By - DMC Floss Used - White, 162, 310, 666, 818, 819, 899, 3326, and instead of #4 braid - Star Pink. I used DMC Satin S602 Needle Used - Gold Needle size 24 Date Started - Sometime in 2008 Finished Started - 28/08/09