I have been feeling so down and sad and alone the last week :( And i hate it. I don't know what to do or if i should talk to anyone. I just feel alone alot. I think in 3 weeks time i might shout myself some new cross stitch. I am a big halloween fan so might get a couple of halloween charts and i need some needles so a pack of them.
Here is my dragon coming along so nicely ;) I love it and can't wait till i can finish her.
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal, and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a haircut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a girl!" Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. When I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. Take care.
Your Ex-Wife, Rich and Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem.
A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to 500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price.
He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer That it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself." So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it!"
Here is some more work on my Halloween chart. I have noticed that i have done some mistakes but not gonna frog it all so just leaving it like this.
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porc! elain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, " There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says.. "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone."
This month i plan on getting these done! Goals for August:
Finish Sanman Originals SAL Work on HAED QS Girly Gothic Work on my Dragon!
Goals for July were:
Finish Happy Halloween By Sanman Originals - NO Work on HAED QS Girly Gothic - NO Work on my Dragon! - Yes Started a Sue Hillis Designs & Finished It! - Yes Started a Sanman Originals SAL - Yes Started a CM Designs & Finished It! Yes
Shortland Street, Days Of Our Lives, Two And A Half Men, Scrubs, Monk, Eureka, Kyle XY, Magnum PI, NCIS, Criminal Intent, Home And Away, Neighbours, Ghost Whisperer, Desperate Housewives, Friends, Women's Murder Club, Coronation Street, CSI: New York, Outrageous Fortune, McLeods Daughters, Criminal Minds, CSI: Miami, Gossip GIrl,
DVD's I've Seen 2016
These are DVD's i have watched this year 2016. While i stitch i watch DVD's