A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, 'I've lost my grandpa!'' The cop asked, 'What's he like?' The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied, 'J & B Scotch whiskey and ladies with big tits.'
1. The cross stitch instructions say you will get an 11x14 picture if you use 14 count cloth. You want 11x14 but want a smaller stitch. Which count gives you the same size as a 14 count picture? 28 count (over 2) 1.4 count 7 count 21 count (over 2) 2. Which is NOT a floss brand? J & P Coats DMC Smiths Anchor 3. What is the color description for DMC’s No. 666? Bright Red Christmas Red Black 666 is not a valid DMC number 4. What stitch are you most likely doing if you are shading? 3/4 stitch 1/4 stitch cross stitch 1/2 stitch 5. Which stitch listed is not a valid stitch? Longstitch Stretch Stitch Lazy Daisy Seedstitch 6. In every how-to book for cross stitch, how do they say to end a floss thread? Leave enough length loose so it doesn’t come undone Knot it Run the thread under several stitches before cutting remainder off Fabric glue 7. Embellished cross stitch is where you must fill in every square of the fabric True False 8. If you want to cross stitch a design onto a sweatshirt, what type of cross stitch fabric must you use? Linen No fabric needed, just stitch the design directly onto the sweatshirt. Shirt Canvas Waste Canvas 9. When framing a cross stitch picture, what is needed that is not needed when framing any standard photo picture? Frame Non-glare glass Backing Stretching 10. How many strands are in standard embroidery floss? 6 4 1 8
1. According to Cyndi Lauper who just wants to have fun? 2. Who was the leading male in the 1962 movie "Girls Girls Girls"? James Dean. Elvis Presley. Tony Curtis. Cliff Richard. 3. Which of these words doesn't belong (think about the name of the quiz if you are stuck)? Toy Power Puff Spice Geisha 4. What was the colour of Van Morrison's girl's eyes? 5. What are little girls made of? Sweet, sticky lollies Ribbons, bows and fairy toes Sugar, spice and all things nice Chocolate, candy and all things dandy 6. Which little girl who was spooked by ghosts and extra-terrestials grew up to become an angel and Cinderella? Shirley Temple Jodie Foster Drew Barrymore Brooke Shields 7. Which girl stole Clark Kent's heart? Wonder Woman Vicky Vale Lois Lane Catwoman 8. Who was the Material Girl? 9. Duran Duran sang about girls on what? Film Drugs Horses The Run 10. What do Tony Curtis, Gwenyth Paltrow, Barbara Streisand and Robin Williams have in common? All masqueraded as opposite gender in movies. All were born in Saskatchewan. All are tone-deaf. All have been married more than once.
I love you so deeply, I love you so much, I love the sound of your voice And the way that we touch. I love your warm smile And your kind, thoughtful way, The joy that you bring To my life every day. I love you today As I have from the start, And I'll love you forever With all of my heart.
Here is another WIP. Share Your Heart by X's & Oh's. I am thinking of using DMC Satin instead of kreinik which i hate. Someone has asked me what fabric i am using, it is 14ct Aida Kiwi Sparkles Honeydew
I miss my babe so much, i can't wait till we can be a family, me, him and our girls. I miss not being able to wake up to him every morning and having hugs and kisses. Just to be able to talk to him all the time. I love you babe so much.
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
ROUTINE... (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes the dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
Here comes the important part: (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. MORE ROUTINE... (6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery. (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another drink while he flips the meat.
Important Again: (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. MORE ROUTINE... (9) The woman prepares the plates , salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And Most Important Of All: (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.' And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
LOL, this is so funny, i got this in my mailbox today.
Hello all that read my blog. I am watching a dvd with miss 10 today as she is home sick :( She has lost her voice and can hardly talk, poor girl. I have been doing abit of work on a SanMan chart yesterday and will try and do some more today on it then will show you all a picture of how far along i am.
This morning i woke up to a sore breast and neck and back :( Couldn't hardly move as to sore too. But i had to get up to woke girls up for school and get dressed myself as i walk them to school :). I was to sore to make their lunches so brought them instead, well i gave them $5 each. Crystal brought a fish and bun and a cookie for lunch. Don't know what destiny brought as wasn't with her, shes at college.
I took some pics of what destiny got her for birthday the other day.
She got 4 Hannah Montana tops.
2 from ebay and 2 from Trade Me.
A Hannah Montana Mini Skirt, A Hannah Montana wallet (Both from ebay).
$50 from her dad :). A Hannah Montana book, a box of chocolates, a necklace and a bracelet,
I would love to wish our daughter a very happy birthday. She is turning 12 today. She is at school atm but will be getting home soon and opening her presents, will post what she got when she opens them.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DESTINY.
Mum and dad and your sister love u and wish you the best birthday ever!
On the SanMan Board im on, a wonderful lady came up with this SAL that you do for yourself. It's called Just For Me SAL . I am gonna do it, this will be the first SAL ever for me. I think i will do a Care Bears one, as i love the care bears. i will add a pic on here soon of which one i will be doing. Can't wait till i can start. You don't have a deadline either, you start when you want and finish when you want. Sounds like so much fun. Good luck to everyone that entered it :)
Have you ever had one of those weeks where you just don't want to do anything. I want to cross stitch but just can't be bothered :(. Am too tired to do any. I am going uptown soon and am gonna get miss 10's snow white framed for her birthday which is on the 23 of this month.
Miss 11 will be 12 tomorrow 6/11. Got her lots of things. She loves Hannah Montana and High School Musical so have got her s few of them.
I did a bit on her HAED QS Girly Gothic yesterday but just couldn't be bothered doing any more. I feel bad, as i'm always starting another one and never getting any done on her one. I think i wil have to force myself to do her HAED.
I brought some Barbara Ana Designs charts from her newsletter and i love them all.
These are what i got, don't know what i will do yet.
I got I love you snow much for free if you buy all four :) You can only get these if you get her newsletter.
Shortland Street, Days Of Our Lives, Two And A Half Men, Scrubs, Monk, Eureka, Kyle XY, Magnum PI, NCIS, Criminal Intent, Home And Away, Neighbours, Ghost Whisperer, Desperate Housewives, Friends, Women's Murder Club, Coronation Street, CSI: New York, Outrageous Fortune, McLeods Daughters, Criminal Minds, CSI: Miami, Gossip GIrl,
DVD's I've Seen 2016
These are DVD's i have watched this year 2016. While i stitch i watch DVD's